Is Google Stealing My Ideas
Sometimes when I have an idea, then I search to see if it’s already a thing. Then if it’s not a thing, I wonder if Google will steal it. Then I panic and get all crabby at the world and spend the next couple years just waiting to see the thing I thought of out in the world. Then I go out with friends and talk about how I should be rich but someone stole my ideas. This has happened like 10 times. It’s why I think I should wear a tinfoil helmet and just communicate with people verbally in person in a room that is swept for listening devices every day.
You might be asking “why then do you have a website”? Look, it’s not a perfect world view.